Friday, March 05, 2010

Devices and accoutrement

Taking a break from my incessant plotting and planning, I let my mind wander over the things I wanted (needed?) to equip myself with as a matter of urgency. My list was both concise and precise.

I need:
*a shillelagh, to be sure - for walking and self-defense purposes;
*an orchestrion - the ultimate home entertainment system;
*and a monocle.

As soon as possible.


Blogger The Sergeant said...

An orchestrion would make an interesting alarm clock...for to fit one in your room, you would need to get rid of your bed...

Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:02:00 GMT+11  

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